12/26/2005

Top ten artists that were cut from the Eraserheads tribute album

10 Kelt’s Cross/Prettier than Pink – before there was Atari, there was Jeng Tan.

9 itchyworms! – before the worms were changing keys, signatures, and tempos in the middle of Antipara, the Heads were already doing it as early as Fruitcake. Case in point, Old Fashioned Christmas Carol and Trip to Jerusalem. And there was Toyang even before that.

8 Rivermaya – they were always second fiddle back in BMG. Guess who is still alive and kicking.

7 Pupil/The Mongols – it was all Ely Buendia’s fault that’s why they broke up in the first place.

6 Sandwich/Squid 9/Cambio/Pedicab – and Ely made sure that the three other members have nothing to do with any Eraserheads-related projects after they disbanded.

5 Tito, Vic, and Joey – for making the EHeads make ‘rampa sa Senado’ after making a big deal out of Alapaap and its supposed references to drugs. Besides, the four-piece combo was more at chums with Apo Hiking Society.

4 Jose Mari Chan – for claiming that Constant Change and Beautiful Girl sold more than any of the EHeads’ albums. Yeah right, Atenean.

3 Parokya ni Edgar – for unabashedly imitating the Eraserheads then later bash the legendary group in Yes, Yes, Show. Now you know why I hate Ateneans.

2 Wolfgang – for making the EHeads’ life miserable every NU107 Rock Awards.

1 Ed Formoso – for making the EHeads’ life miserable while they were recording Ultraelectromagneticpop. Sskus Osmorof.

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